Metamorphosis Alpha: In Search of Adventure

Personal Log ZAN05: Freaky Friday

Personal Log of Zandor

If I were a rich man,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.

This about sums up my current life. Insane ramblings of a man wanting peace and an easy life without uncertainty. Instead, I have crazy climate followed by even crazier war, accompanied by bipeds in glowing armor appearing and disappearing just to introduce more crazy in my day. For the love of AI can’t we just get along. I have been given fancy weaponry of the ancients by the Village Enginer. Hopefully it will be enough to keep me alive. The question running around in my head is if the enginer and elders know about the man in the glowing suit and the village he belongs to. Why would they keep that a secret. Many people seem to know things that I don’t and that is just annoying.

:,:Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It’s off to war we go!
We are clad in fiber, we are on our trail
it’s Wolfoids, it’s Wolfoids we’re looking for…:,:

We hack hack hack hack hack hack hack in our fight the whole day through
To slay slay slay slay slay slay Wolfoids is what we really like to do
It ain’t no clacks to hear how the wolfoids skull cracks
If you whack whack whack with a sword or an ax
On a field! On a hill! Mountain high! In Warden!
Where millions shine! a Slug Projector is sublime.

Hi-ho, Hi-ho
it’s off to war we go

Hi-ho, hi-ho
it’s off for corn squeezins we go
fill the tankards up, raise high your cup
it’s party time at home, Hi-ho!
(Chorus three times)

Hi-ho (until fade)

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